For the final installment of “This Piece of Junk Keeps Crashing!” we’re going to plan for the future and go over proper maintenance for the college computer.

Now don’t get me wrong. I love me some holiday cheer. But as much as this time of year brings out my sense of yuletide contentment and joy...

Here was a candidate who used the words “hope” and “change” like they were the names of his kids. Here was a b-balling, Bush trimming, hip hop listening, white-boy offending...

Newly 21-years old, and too old to head back to the sketchy dive bars you illegally got into with the “looks absolutely nothing like you” ID.

As the clock ticks down to the end of the holiday season, and your knuckles grip the steering wheel as you circle the mall trying to find a space, think about what you can give that captures the true spirit of Christmas.

Masturbation. It's assumed men have a monopoly but when it comes to toys, women are given the most variety. While most of you males are probably [...]